Saturday, May 15, 2010

An open letter from my best friend and why he does not smoke.


Marijuana (dope) doesn’t agree with me. I get every negative side effect possible; I become physically cold, paranoid, nervous, worried, anxious, feelings of isolation and generally feel stupid. I have personally done just about every “demonized” drug there is and I find marijuana to be the most destructive (FOR ME). That is how I react to it and it is quite common that children are pressured by their peers who don’t get negative side effects to continue to use it. You know kids as well as I do and peer pressure is horrible. So many kids feel the way I do and like I did, but wanted to fit in and continued to smoke even though they felt like idiots.

On a social level Marijuana (dope) has a stigma attached to it that I can’t stand and neither can you. It is embarrassing that the people have taken a perfectly good plant that gets you HIGH and have ruined it for so many others. If people didn’t say things like, “hegh hegh, hey dude want to get stoned, hegh hegh, check out my new guitar, hegh hegh, can you hear it?, it’s my skull, hegh hegh, what did I just say, hegh hegh” than it would be more socially acceptable to grown ups and they wouldn’t think that the youth of their generation are retards.

Adults used to get drunk and know what to expect when their child comes home drunk. There’s not much to it and the parents have the experience to deal with a bad drunk.

Jesus turned water into wine, enough said about which one is better.

From The Conservative Smokers best friend

Any comments?

RUN FROM THE CURE - The Rick Simpson Story (Part 1 of 7)

A very interesting set of videos. I posted this first one to pique your interest, watch the rest if you find it fascinating (like I did).



Saturday, May 8, 2010


You: the guy who answers the phone at Vincenzo's pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also completely high and forgot to tell me that I had called Vincenzo's pizza.

When you answered and said, What sup? I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that I was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza. You said that you could make me one. I said I wanted pepperoni and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say "olives". When you said "We'll bake that right up for you", we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had. I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

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The Conservative Smoker

Friday, May 7, 2010

I write this on a day when 140 to 840 (depending on who you ask) dispensaries were supposed to shut down in Los Angeles.

With legalization on the ballot in November in California, you would think the city counsel would do the right thing and throw some sales tax on it.

Let the free market decide how many there should be.

Due to their own flawed judgment of the past and present, they did no such thing.

It would seem they are part of the reefer madness generation.



The flipside of that is:

As people who enjoy marijuana, we need to show some responsibility with it.

We should shed the whole Sean Penn stoner image of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

We should stop naming strains "green crack" and "herojuna". These names do not help our cause at all. Maybe come up with some more mature names.

If we want to be taken serious, we should act accordingly. Act responsible.

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The Conservative Smoker