You: the guy who answers the phone at Vincenzo's pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also completely high and forgot to tell me that I had called Vincenzo's pizza.

When you answered and said, What sup? I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that I was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza. You said that you could make me one. I said I wanted pepperoni and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say "olives". When you said "We'll bake that right up for you", we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had. I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

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The Conservative Smoker